Maxed Out

'Fraud is too kind a word for the duplicitousness of last week’s disappearance of a once vibrant political party'

'The hardest part was finding a nearly 20-year-old column'

'You are what you eat, or so they say'

'In 2004, Barack Obama gave the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention...'

Better than yelling at clouds 

'Mired as we are in the dog days of summer—no slight towards our four-legged friends—it seems like a good time to clean out my virtual in-basket...'

'While not exactly inundated by the pedantic semantic police, I’ve been schooled. Appropriate in this case, eh?'

'Get busy, Waldorf, and put the private in private school'

'Go jump in a lake'

'There is nothing quite as exciting as seeing the car in front of you trailing flames from the rear brakes'