To the owner of a small, slightly constipated dog who left the black poo bag on my SUP on the rack at the Green Lake Spit: I am not amused.
Agreed, it was a convenient place to park the poo bag where, ahem, you could remember to take it to the garbage. After all, it was right at waist level and so easy to see. Perhaps you felt it a better place than hanging it in a tree, placing it on a rock, leaving it at the side of the path as others do… but, you should know that with the rain, the bag has oozed onto the deck to permanently stain it.
You are welcome: I have picked up after you, and deposited the gooey mess in the garbage.
May I refer you to @mattslyon on Instagram (post: People who leave little Dog Bags on a Hike) for a more expansive and amusing rant.